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Category: yo mama

Ur momma so damn fat

Posted on October 31, 2017October 31, 2009 by admin

ur momma so fat it look like she pregnant from the front and in the bac

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Yo momma so fat…

Posted on October 31, 2017October 31, 2009 by admin

Yo momma so fat, when she puts on a yellow shirt, the sun gets jealous!

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Yo mama is so stupid

Posted on October 29, 2017October 29, 2009 by admin

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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Yo mama is so ugly

Posted on October 29, 2017October 29, 2009 by admin

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

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The difference between yo mama…

Posted on October 29, 2017October 29, 2009 by admin

the only difference between yo mama and shamoo is that shamoo can swim and yo mama CANT

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Yo moma

Posted on October 28, 2017October 28, 2009 by admin

yo momaso dumb she got lost at the grocery store

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… Donut Shop

Posted on October 27, 2017October 27, 2009 by admin

Yo mama’s so fat, she walked in the donut shop and they all shouted, �There’s those missing jelly rolls!�

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Family Tree

Posted on October 27, 2017October 27, 2009 by admin

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree and broke it.

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You mamma so fat

Posted on October 26, 2017October 26, 2009 by admin

you mamma so fat when she steped on the scale to see how much she weigh it said to be continued!

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Yo mama is so fat

Posted on October 25, 2017October 25, 2009 by admin

Yo mama so fat she’s got Amtrak written on her leg.

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Yo Momma so fat when she stood on the……

Posted on October 25, 2017October 25, 2009 by admin

Yo Mamma is so fat when she stood on the middle of the st.louis arch it made a mcdonalds sign !!!! ha ha ha
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because she is so fat when she stood in the middle of it it went down , so that made it make a mcdonalds sign!!!! get it ?

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Yo mama is so greasy

Posted on October 24, 2017October 24, 2009 by admin

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

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