Category: yo mama

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama is so stupid she went to the local stupid contest and they said “Sorry ma’am no professionals”

Your mama is so fat, when she
wanted to sit in the house, she sat around the house.

so fat that every time she turns around it’s here birthday.

so fat that she wears a microwave as a beeper.

so ugly when she was an infant the doctor stuck the themometer in her
mouth.

so fat that when she plays hopscotch she goes, New York, Virgina, Florida,
etc.

so dirty she leaves a streak in a mud slide.

so stupid when told her to make up her mind, she put make-up around her
head.

so stupid, if gasoline was brains she couldn’t drive around in a cheerio.

so stupid, when she went to buy a new car they told her how the maxium
was, she asked for the minium.

house is so small the welcome just say well.

so fat she was the last eclispe.

so baldhead I can see what she’s thinking.

so fat that when got on a scale it said to be continued.

so fat that when somebody to her to pull herself together, she had to
FEDEX herself from around the world.

so fat that when she got on a scale it said truck stop 2 miles down the
road on the left.

yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!

your mamma so fat that when she fell a new universe was created

you momma so old she used to gang bang wit the hebrews

yo momma so fat that the whales sing “we are family, even though your fatter than me”

Yo mama so little when she jumped off the curve the police said no bungy jumping.

I wont talk about your momma, I’ll talk about your daddy.

Your daddy is so fat that when his teacher said he sits beside
everybody, HE SITS BESIDE EVERYBODY!

But hes still not as fat as your momma!

When your momma sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Your moma is so fat, she bungie jumped and went straight to hell.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!