your mamas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT LOSE WEIGHT!!!!
Category: yo mama
Yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she climbed a glass wall just to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma
yo mama so fat when she jumped off the diving board everyone screamed “ECLIPSE”.
1st grade
Yo mama so old that she sat behind Moses in the 1st grade.
Why they had to change the dogs name.
your momma is so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail they had to rename his name to beaver
comback
You’ll never be the man your mamma was!
Yo mama at the beach
Yo mama is soooo ugly that when she goes to the beach, the waves dont come in, they go out.
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma
yo mamma is so fat she has more crack than harlem
Yo momma
Your momma breath smells so bad, when she talk to somebody she kill them.
Your Mama
Your mama’s soo ugly, even the dog won’t fuck her!
Your mama has so little sex, she can’t even find her pussy any more!
When you were born the Lord siad to your mother, “oh no not another one!”
Your mama’s so deperate she uses inflatable women!
Pinky Man/edgar
Yo mama so fat when she opens a bakery, she uses the loafs of fat off her stomach.