Category: yo mama

your mommas so fat that she came in first, second AND third in a pie eating competition

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for
mooning.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for
Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip
joints.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she
can see people waving.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach,
cats try to bury her.

Yo momma so fat,that when she jumped into the ocean, the whales sang”We are family,eventhough your fatter than me!”

Yo mammas so fat, her high school yearbook picture is an aerial photograph.

yo mamma hair so short, she has to roll it with rice

Yo Momma So Phat She Visited China And The People Were all like God-Gila!

Yo mama so ugly.Yo own daddy wont even look at her.

Your Momma is so fat when I got in my car to drive around her i ran out of gas

yo momma is so fat she sat on the arch and created the mcdonalds M

Yo mamma so fat, when she went scooba diving, a cruis ship rolled up next to her, and all the people said ” Yes we are finally here!”

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Your Momma is so fat thats why the only boyfriend she ever had was chef boyardee.