Category: yo mama

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

your momma’s so hairy she makes don king look bald.

your momma’s so fat that when she was in the zoo cleaning shit evryone thought it was a hippo.

your momma’s like a toilet she’s fat,ugly,smells like shit and gets used 24/7.

your momma’s like a bowling ball gets picked up fingered goes down the alle and then comes back for more.

your momma’s like a country ride everyone gets a ride.

your momma’s so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac.

your momma’s like an air pump always blowing.

your momma’s so ugly when she was born her face got mistaken for her ass.

your momma’s like vacuum cleaner sucks,blows then gets laid in the closet.

your momma’s like a vacuum cleaner sucks, blows then eats dust.

your momma’s like an ice lolli always getting licked out.

your momma’s like a hammer always getting banged.

your momma’s had more bangs than John Whaynes gun.

your momma’s like crisps always getting eaten.

your momma’s like a fish always getting wet.

yo mamma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off

yo mamma is so ugly, the psyciatrest makes her lay face down

your mammas so fat even god couldnt lift her spirits

Yo mama so fat, when she was walking on the side walk,the policeman said break it up.

ya mama is so sweaty her crabs go round in speed boats

Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, “we are family”.

yo mamma so nasty, the crabs was bunji jumpimg off the string of her tampon

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Your momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get batised
Your momma so stupid she went in a 7 11 and came out 9 15

Your mama is so fat that she uses up 3 lanes at the swimming pool.