Category: yo mama

Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide.

your momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow it burst into skittles

Yo mama is like a coke machine–50 cent and you get the real thing.

your so poor the last time you had a hotmeal was when a rich man farted ha ha

yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint

Yo mama so fat when she takes a ride on a airplane, they charge her double.

so fat she went on a plane and only the wings left the ground

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Empire State building as a dildo.

your momma so ugly shes just ugly

Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the atlantic ocean?

A: the atlantic ocean doesnt have that many crabs