Category: yo mama

Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide.

Yo mama is like a coke machine–50 cent and you get the real thing.

your so poor the last time you had a hotmeal was when a rich man farted ha ha

yo mamas so fat you can make a coat out of her belly button lint

your momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow it burst into skittles

Yo mama so fat when she takes a ride on a airplane, they charge her double.

so fat she went on a plane and only the wings left the ground

your momma so ugly shes just ugly

Yo mama is so fat, she uses the Empire State building as a dildo.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Q: whats the difference between your mamma and the atlantic ocean?

A: the atlantic ocean doesnt have that many crabs

Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!