Category: yo mama

yo mamas so stupid she when she filled out aplication it sai whats your experience and she put Wheeties.

yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish in water

yo mama is so big, when she walked outside all the kids shouted “eclipse”!!!!!

yo mama is soooo fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the expressway as a slip and slide

yo mamma so big she can play pool with the planets

whats faster than the speed of light yo mama chasin after a 5cent coin rolin down the hill

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

your momma is so fat, she has more chins than the hong kong phone book.

your momma is so big, when she went to the airport and told them she wanted to fly, they stamped goodyear on her ass and put her on a runway.

your momma is so fat, she uses a vcr as a beeper.

your momma is so fat, she influences the tide.

Your mother is so stupid, on her application under education she put HOOKED ON PHONICS

your momma is so stupid, she failed a blood test.

your momma is so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

your momma is so old, she proof read the ten commandments.

your momma is so stupid, on here application under sex, she put twice a week.

your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 miniutes.

your mommas so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on the soul train.

your momma is so dumb, she got fired from the M & M’s factory for throwing away all the W’s.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach, everyone yelled….FREE WILLY!!!

Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide.