Category: yo mama

yo momma so fat she play pool w/ the planets
yo momma so fat when she put on a yellow rain coat everyone yelled TAXI!

yo mama so old, she took a drivers test with a dinosaur.

Your Momma is so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo everybody walks past and says “Look At That Hippopotumas”

Yo Mamma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out!

yo mamas so fat i showed her a picture of her feet and she couldnt identify them

Every time your momma goes to the aquarium your momma makes the whales look skinny

Yo mama so dumb that when people said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell taxi

yo mama smells so bad that they think someone forgot to flush the toilet.

Yo mama is so fat that after I got done having sex with her I rolled over seven times and I was still on top of her!

yo moma so fat, se fell in the grand cayon ,and got stuck.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you “What is the number for 911”