Category: yo mama

your momma so poor when she went to kfc she ordered the bucket on th roof

Your momma is so fat when she sat on a dollar bill it became change.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma is so stupid that when she got locked in a knife store, and a robber came in she didn’t know what to do!

yo momma is so fat I asked her what is she doing she said sinding voice mail. yo momma so poor I saow her kicking a can I asked her what is she doing she said moveing. yo momma so old on her socel sacatery card it had romen numerol numbers.

your momas so stupid she failed recess

Yo mamma is so fat…

1)She stepped on a scale and it said -To be continued!-

2)When she sits down she is three times taller!

3)When she put on a yellow dress everyone yelled -TAXI! TAXI!-

4)When she went swimming in the ocean in a black bathing suit everyone thought she was an oil spill!

Your Mommas sooooooooo fat that when she put on a yellow raincoat some guy screamed TAXI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man was reading the paper one day when an ad cought his eye.
it said, “Brand new Porsche, red with white leather interior for
sale only 100 dollars.” The man thought to himself its very
unusual to find a Porsche for sale for only 100 dollars but he
decided it was worth a shot. Sure enough the lady had the
Porsche for sale for only 100 dollars and it was almost new. He
asked if he could take it for a test drive and found the the car
drove perfectly. He went back to the lady’s house and asked why
she was selling the car for so little money. She said, “My
husband ran away with his secretary and said that I could keep
everything. I just had to sell his car and give the mouney to
him.”

yo mamma is so stupid that when she heard there was a hoe down, she ran to see if her sister got shot

Your momma so poor she got evicted from a cardboard box

Your Momma is so fat when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo everybody walks past and says “Look At That Hippopotumas”