Category: yo mama

yo mamma so old when she farts she blows dust

Your momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Joe mama is like a Tv. A two year old can turn her on.

Yo momma so poor, I saw her diggin in a trash can. When I asked her what she was doin, she said,” grocery shoppin!”

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Your mama is so fat she was walking on the beach and some whales popped up and started singing we are family even though your bigger than me.

Your mama’s so fat, her pix weigh 10lbs.

Your mama’s so fat, she wipes her ass with a Mattress.

Your mama’s so ugly, when she went inside a Haunted house, she came out
with a job application.

Your mama’s so dumb, she has to stick a phone up her ass just to make a
booty call.

Yo mama is so cheap 1$ got me a triple crown batting title.

your mom like a race car she burns a lot of rubber aday

Yo mama so fat she stumbled over k-mart, tripped over wal-mart, and landed right on target.

That swimsuit really flatters your figure! Would you mind keeping
my husband company while I go for a swim?

Oh, look, that woman and I have the same dress on! I think I’ll go
introduce myself!

His new girlfriend is thinner and better-looking than I am, and I’m
happy for them both.

If he doesn’t let me hold the remote, I get all moody.

He earned more than I do, so I broke up with him.

I’m sick of dating doctors and lawyers! Give me a good old-fashioned
waiter with a heart of gold any day!

We’re redecorating the bedroom, and he keeps bugging me to help him
with the color choices!

He talks our relationship to death! It’s making me crazy!

Why

I just realized — my butt doesn’t look fat in this — my butt *is* fat!

Yo momma is so fat that when she walked past the tv I missed 2 hours of my favourite film