Category: yo mama

Yo Momma is like a turtle if she falls on her back shes screwed

Your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Your Mama is so fat she tripped over Walmart, Kmart and landed right on
Target.

yo momma so black she got pulled over for having tented windows on a moped

Your Mama’s so FAT,
she had to use the bed sheets to wipe her ass!!

Your momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!!

Yo mamas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out… ha ha ha, …ha

1.Your mama is so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

2.Your mama is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and people
thought she was the koolaid man!

Yo mamma so supid she invented a condom with sweat holes!

yo momma is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her threw

yo momma so fat she woke up and fell off on both sides of the bed

yo momma is so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her as the new world

yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and if it could talk it would say abcdefg get your fat butt off of me hijklmnop hurry up your squishing me

Your mama is so ugly she made a blind kid cry

Yo mamma so ugly when she was in school she got invited to a father- son campout