Category: yo mama

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your mama so hairy, King Kong was jealous. Your mama so fat, she uses the I-5 as a slip and slide.

your momma is so fat that when she sat on cloud skittles popped out!!

yo mamma is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

Your Mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

Your grandna so old her socailsecuity number is one

yo mama so hairy big foot is taking her picture

yo family so ugly they look like they played on the house of the dead.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mamma is so fat, she makes Free Willie look like a tic tac.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

your mamas so fat she stepped on a scale and it said YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT LOSE WEIGHT!!!!