Category: yo mama

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

yo momma so fat that to get her in the house you have to grease the garage door and hold up a twinkie

your momma is so fat that when she went to seaworld shammo jumped out of the water and started singin WE ARE FAMILY

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says “TO BE CONTINUED!”

yo mamas so fat when she steped on a scale and it broke!ha ha!!!

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so ugly she make Micheal Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

Yo mama’s so stinky, she had to use Right Guard, and Left Guard.

Yo mamma is so dumb she stuck a telephone up her but and thought she made her booty call!

Your mama is so stupid, she nailed a sticker to the wall.