Category: yo mama

Your momma is so fat when she wore a yellow coat people thought that she was a taxi.

Yo mamma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor pushed it back up the poontang.

Your momma is so poor I went to your house Pushed the door bell the toilet flushed.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses a band-aid for a maxipad.

Your Moma is so fat , when she went to KFC and ordered a bucket of chicken and they asked what size, she said the one on the roof!

your mommas teeth r so yellow, when she closes her mouth her tummy glows…

Yo momma so fat she uses a matress for a maxi pad.

right theres a bloke and his son driving down a highway and
speeding a cop behind them turns on his lights and chazes them
the dad of the son says dick head and the son says wats a dick
head dad and his dad says its another name for a cop so he says
ok they get home and have out run the cop his dad takes off his
shoes and walks forward and stumps his toe on the door mat he
shouts shit out loud and the boy says wats shit dad and he
replies just another name for a door mat son hes says ok and
walks in to the kitchen wile his dad walks up the stairs his mum
is plucking a chiken for tea she breaks a nail and shouts fuck
her son says wats that mean she says its another name for
plucking a chiken he says ok he walks u the stairs and his dad
is shaving he cuts his face and shouts bollox he son says wats
that mean and he says its another name for shaving ure face he
says ok he hears the doorbell and its the cop the bot answers
the door and says hi dick head wipe ure feet on the shit my mums
fucking a chiken and my dads shaving his bollox

Your momma so stupid that she thought Boys II Men is a day care center.

Ya momma so old ,when she fart dust come out her but.

“yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skitles came out!”

Your momma is like a race car . . .
She burns four rubbers a day.