Category: yo mama

Your momma is so fat when she sat in the back seat of the car the whole front end went up.

yo momma so fat she sat on a nintindo game cube and it became a nintindo game boy

Yo momma so fat she got hit by a bus and said who threw that rock at me

Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

your mom is so fat she say yellow bus and touht it was a twinki

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on the toilot she sang ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!

Yo momma so fat when she went outside and saw a bus she said’hey stop that twinke.’

yo momma is so fat that when she walked past the tv i missed 3 progams and a film

your momma is so fat she got baptised at sea world

Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Hey, where’s my gumball?”

Yo mama twice the man you are.