Category: yo mama

your momma is such a tramp she’s had them lice so long she charges them rent

YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE WENT TO BUY A DRESS BUT THE SIZE WAS TO SMALL

Your momma is fat she sat on a dollar and four quarters pop out.

Editor’s Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow—-yo momma is so dumb every month she gave your uncle a blowjob cause he said it was for his unemploymentyo momma is so dumb she flunked a urine testyo momma is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.yo momma is so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a goldfishyo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.yo momma is so dumb she tripped over the cordles phone”yo momma is so dumb she was fillin out an application it said name here and she put sagitarius.yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order.Yo momma’s so dumb she got fired from the M&M’s factory for throwing out all of the W’s yo momma is so dumb she looked at an orange juice box for 2 hrs. just because it said CONCENTRATEyo momma is so dumb she went to the salon for a facial.”yo momma is so dumb she went to the SUPER BOWL with a spoon.yo momma is so stupid she got hit by a parked caryo momma is so stupid she put a peep hole in a sliding glass dooryo momma is so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to deathyo momma is so stupid when she got locked in the bathroom she took a bath in the toiletyo momma is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.yo moma is so dumb she asked me what letter came after x i said y, she said i just wanted to knowyo momma is so dumb it took her two hours to watch 60 minutesyo momma so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what’s on the other side

yo mama is so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your mama so fat she went for a slam-dnk in basketball and nocked the sUn out of orbit

_Zach Russell
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your momma is so short, she suicide dived off the pavement!

Your Momma so hairy kingkong aint got shit on her

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to make minute rice.

Yo mama is so old she owes Jesus food stamps.

Yo mama is so old when she went to buy a pet she asked, “Where
did all the T-rexs go?”

your momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the dogs tail we had to call him beaver

Yo momma so fat she has two things in common with a Big Mac: full of fat and worth a dollar!