Category: yo mama

yo mama is so poor i walked into her house and stepd on a cigeret and she said get of the family heater.

yo momma is so fat look`s like see is trying to smugel land rover.
yo momma is so thick see got run over by parked car.

yo mamma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain called her for a new world!!!

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and it missed.

Your mamma is so fat she uses a matress as a
tampon

your mum is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car

your mommas so fat she went in the ocean, found a whale, and the whale sang ” We are family even though your fatter than me!!!”

your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

Editor’s Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. —-yo moma so bald that she doesnt get finger waves she gets finger printsyo momma is so bald she wore a turtle neck and looked liked a busted condomyo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.

yo mama soooo fat she walked out side wit a yellow shirt on and someoan yelled “TAXI” “TAXI”.

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

your momma is such a tramp she’s had them lice so long she charges them rent