Category: yo mama

yo momma is so fat look`s like see is trying to smugel land rover.
yo momma is so thick see got run over by parked car.

yo momma so dumb she thought a quaterback was a refund

yo mamma so fat when she was floating in the ocean spain called her for a new world!!!

Yo mamma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and it missed.

Your mamma is so fat she uses a matress as a
tampon

your mum is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car

your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar

Editor’s Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them. Keep checking back, this is likely to grow. —-yo moma so bald that she doesnt get finger waves she gets finger printsyo momma is so bald she wore a turtle neck and looked liked a busted condomyo momma is so bald you can see whats on her mind.

yo mama soooo fat she walked out side wit a yellow shirt on and someoan yelled “TAXI” “TAXI”.

your mommas so fat she went in the ocean, found a whale, and the whale sang ” We are family even though your fatter than me!!!”

your momma is such a tramp she’s had them lice so long she charges them rent

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.