Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Your mammas like a vacume cleaner,she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bungeed jump she went straight to hell

Your mammas so fat she makes fat bastard look like minnyme.

Yo mamma is so small she jumped off a curb and commited suiside

Your momma so fat she make freewilly look like a ticktack

Yo mama so fat she has to make a long distance call to herself.

Yo Mommas so fat…. when she went to the movies she sat by EVERYONE!

Your momma is so fat . . .
The last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.

Yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street so i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

yo momma is so fat look`s like see is trying to smugel land rover.
yo momma is so thick see got run over by parked car.