Category: yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she put all the resturants out of
buissness in one day.

Yo mama is so stupid that she cant even spell her own name.

Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!

Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!

Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!

Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!

Your Momma so fat her belt size says “equator”.

Your momma so stupid when she went to court, after the jugde yelled order in the court she said” yeah give me a large order of fries and a cheeseburger.

your mama is so stupid that she bought a sheep and made it jump over her and realized that she needed more sheep

Yo mama is so dumb that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

Your mama so fat she emptied the sand out of her shoe and made egypt.

Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven’t seen all of her!

ya mamma is so fat when she went the beach whales came and stated singing we are family dow your fatter then me.

ya mamma is so fat when she went bungee jumping she went strait to hell.

ya mamma is so stupid about phone sex she started fucking the phone.

Your mama is so fat when she went outside with yellow biker shorts on two
midgets jumped in her ass and thought she was a cab.

your mammas mouth is so ugly inside,when cavitys formed inside,they left a note saying, we will be back when your mouth is not as nasty as us.

Your mommas so fat when she lays down on a beach everyone runs around her screaming” FREE WILLIE””

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yo moma is so old, when she farts all that comes out is dust…………..