Category: yo mama

yo mama so poor, that her tits are real!

Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away
Yo momma like a screen door after a couple of bangs she loosens up

Yo momma like a 5 foot basketball hoop, it ain’t that hard to score

Yo momma like a 7-eleven, open all nignt,hot

2 go and for 89 cents u get a slurpy

Yo momma like a turtle, once she’s on her back she’s fucked

Yo momma like a public toilet round white and full of shit!

yo mama so fat, shes huge!

your momma is so fat she ripped her fan off the ceiling and brought it to work as a portable fan.

YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT……

…………. THAT WHEN SHE SITS ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES COME OUT
…………. THAT WHEN SHE PUTS ON A RED RAINCOAT SHE YELLS KOOL-AID
…………. THAT SHE USES A VCR AS A BEEBER
…………. THAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN
…………. THAT WHEN SHE PUTS ON A YELLOW RAINCOAT PEOPLE YELL TAXI
…………. THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE ZOO ELEPHANTS THROW PEANUTS TO HER
…………. THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE RESTERAUNT AND ASKED WHAT WAS ON
THE MENU SHE SAID SHE WOULD TAKE THE WHOLE THING

your momma breath so stink ,it brought the world to an end.

Your mommas so fat she got baptized at sea world.

Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Your mommas so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar.

Your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar n made george washington’s nose bleed.

Your mommas so fat it takes you the train and 2 buses to get to her other side.

Your mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Your mommas so fat she looks at a menu she says OKAY!

Your momma so ugly when she took her year book picture they they only showed the back of her head.

yo mamas so fat she had to get baptised at sea world.

Yo Mammas so stupid that she went to cross something out on the paper she used a
hi-liter!!!

Yo mama is so fat, when you give her a can of beans and a
match you get armageddon!

yo mamma so fat that when she sits down she goes to hell