Skip to content

Purpee Jokes

Yours Fun Portal !

  • Home
  • ABOUT
  • TERMS
  • PRIVACY
  • DISCLAIMER
  • CONTACT
  • HELP
  • RSS
  • SUBMIT JOKE

Category: yo mama

Fuck u

Posted on April 24, 2018April 24, 2008 by admin

yo fucking momma is so fucking fat that when she trys to run there is the bigest fucking earth Quake in the whole fucking world

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Fuck u

Four quick insults

Posted on April 23, 2018April 23, 2008 by admin

your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and missed!your armpits smell so bad the teacher gave u an A for not raiseing ur hand!your brothers so stupid he sold his car for gas moneyyour sisters been in the same grade for so long everyone thinks shes the teacher!”

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Four quick insults

Fat momma

Posted on April 23, 2018April 23, 2008 by admin

yo momma so fat she got more Chins than a Hong-Kong phone book

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Fat momma

We r family

Posted on April 23, 2018April 23, 2008 by admin

yo muma is so fat that when she jumps in the sea ,all the whales sing “we r family”.

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on We r family

Yo mama and the planets

Posted on April 23, 2018April 23, 2008 by admin

yo mama is so fat she played pinball with the planets.

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Yo mama and the planets

Yo momma is so fat

Posted on April 22, 2018April 22, 2008 by admin

yo momma is so fat when she bent over she got arrested for 2,000 pounds of crack

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Yo momma is so fat

dicks

Posted on April 22, 2018April 22, 2008 by admin

YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY she made the doctor pass out and it was
at her check up !!!! Now all u idiots laugh that was funny!lol
Luv ya Kaitlin

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on dicks

Layway Fries

Posted on April 21, 2018April 21, 2008 by admin

Yo mama is so poor she has fries in layaway at McDonalds!

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Layway Fries

Yo mama so stupid…

Posted on April 21, 2018April 21, 2008 by admin

Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Yo mama so stupid…

Nuts moma

Posted on April 20, 2018April 20, 2008 by admin

your mom like a squierl she always eating nuts

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Nuts moma

Yo mama is so big, fat, and clumsy……….

Posted on April 20, 2018April 20, 2008 by admin

your mama is so big, fat, and clumsy that when she went to walmart she tripped over K-Mart and landed on Target.

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Yo mama is so big, fat, and clumsy……….

Yo mama so poor

Posted on April 20, 2018April 20, 2008 by admin

yo mama so poor, that her tits are real!

Posted in yo mamaLeave a Comment on Yo mama so poor
Page 30 of 160« First«...1020...2829303132...405060...»Last »

Advertisement

Log In

Categories

  • african
  • american
  • animals
  • asian
  • asians
  • australian
  • aviation
  • bar & drinking
  • bill clinton
  • blacks
  • blind
  • blondes
  • body & health
  • buddists / monks
  • bush
  • business
  • canadian
  • car bumpers
  • catholics
  • celebrities
  • christians
  • computers
  • crazy
  • current events
  • current events – archives
  • definitions
  • dirty jokes
  • dumb criminals
  • education
  • engineers
  • european
  • farmers
  • fictional characters
  • food
  • funny ads
  • gays & lesbians
  • gender
  • governenment
  • gross
  • holidays
  • irish / british
  • jews
  • jokes for nerds
  • just do it
  • knock-knock
  • latin american
  • latinos
  • lawyers
  • light bulbs
  • little johnny
  • math
  • medical
  • middle eastern
  • military
  • mostly true stories
  • movies & tv
  • murphy s law
  • music
  • muslims
  • news of the weird
  • one liners
  • other
  • poems
  • politicians
  • politics
  • professionals
  • puns / word play
  • quotes
  • rednecks
  • relationships
  • riddles
  • school
  • sci-fi / fantasy
  • science
  • seniors
  • sex
  • signs of our times
  • sports
  • sports figures
  • the battle of the sexes
  • thoughts
  • tongue twisters
  • top lists
  • travel / vacation
  • yo mama

Advertisement

Recent Posts

  • Cross Nuns
  • Pick a starting salary
  • Lullabuoy
  • Have you seen my dog?
  • A soda
  • Blonde at the doctor
  • What was the dogs name
  • You’ve ever wrestled your mama
  • The old farmer
  • Your Mamma so poor…

Ratings

  • Constantly... 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • Osma Bin L... 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • Your mamma... 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • Dead Husba... 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • NASA Mars ... 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • How to kee... 1 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 51 vote, average: 5.00 out of 5 (5.00 out of 5)
  • Going fish... 2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 52 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5 (4.50 out of 5)
  • Let me say... 1 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 5 (4.00 out of 5)
  • A soda 1 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 5 (4.00 out of 5)
  • How to mak... 1 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 51 vote, average: 4.00 out of 5 (4.00 out of 5)

Views

  • View - 1,036 views
  • Rubber Bun... - 464 views
  • Going fish... - 429 views
  • Wake Fores... - 393 views
  • Manolo lle... - 372 views
  • Flicken Th... - 356 views
  • List of Te... - 339 views
  • DENTAL PIS... - 330 views
  • You’ve e... - 318 views
  • The answer... - 316 views

Archives

Advertisement

© Purpee.com | 2021