Category: yo mama

Yo Momma is soo short she has to reach up to tie her shoes

yo mama is so fat she played pinball with the planets.

yo momma so fat she got more Chins than a Hong-Kong phone book

yo muma is so fat that when she jumps in the sea ,all the whales sing “we r family”.

your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and missed!your armpits smell so bad the teacher gave u an A for not raiseing ur hand!your brothers so stupid he sold his car for gas moneyyour sisters been in the same grade for so long everyone thinks shes the teacher!”

yo momma is so fat when she bent over she got arrested for 2,000 pounds of crack

YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY she made the doctor pass out and it was
at her check up !!!! Now all u idiots laugh that was funny!lol
Luv ya Kaitlin

Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.

Yo mama is so poor she has fries in layaway at McDonalds!

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

your mom like a squierl she always eating nuts

your mama is so big, fat, and clumsy that when she went to walmart she tripped over K-Mart and landed on Target.