Category: yo mama

YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THIS ORDER TO STAY OR TO GO

Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

your mumma so fat that when she went in the ocean the whale started singing “we are family”

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

IS THAT YO MAMMA OR IS YO DOG WALKIN BACKWARDS.

Yo Momma is soo fat that when she jumps in the ocean everyone yells tsunumi

Ya momma is soooo fat that when she sits around the house, she actually SITS AROUND the house.

your mommas so fat not even god can help her

your mommas so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac

your mommas so fat i have to take 3 busses and nine trains just to get on her good side.

yo mamas so fat when she stepd on the scale it read i want your weight not your phone number

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a speeding parked car
going 0mph

Yo mammas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch