Category: yo mama

your mommas so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.

Your mamma so old.. they put her on display at the museum under Fossil

Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mama so fat when someone invited her to the superbowl she said oh! Let me take a spoon!

Yo mama is so old when she was in school history was current
events!

Yo mama is so old on her birthday the candles cost more than the
cake!

Yo mama is so old she swam in the dead sea when it was alive!

Yo mama is so old the numbers on her bith certificate expired!

Your Momma is so old, that when she was in high school, the football team played with leather helmets.

Yo mamma is so fat when she fell she made the grand canyon.

Yo mama is so dumb she bought a solar-powered flash light.

YOUR MOMMAS SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WORKED AT THE BURGER KING DRIVE-THRU, SHE ASKED, IS THIS ORDER TO STAY OR TO GO?

Yo Moma so fat, when you get on top of her, your ears

pop.

Yo Moma so fat, when she has sex, she has to give

directions.

Yo Momaso fat, she has a refrigerator strapped to her

waist, and it looks like a pager.

Yo Momaso fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain

claimed her for their new world.

Yo Momaso fat, she sat on the beach and Green peace threw

her in.

Yo Momaso fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned

my ass on the light bulb.

Yo Momaso fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Momaso fat, she’s moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Yo Momaso fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.

Yo Momaso fat, she plays pool with the planets.

Yo Momaso fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.

Yo Momaso fat, when she went to get a water bed, they

put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo Momaso fat, she don’t know whether she’s walking or

rolling.

Yo Momaso fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

yo momma so fat she uses a V.C.R as a beeper.

Yo Momma is soo short she has to reach up to tie her shoes