Category: yo mama

your mama is so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skeetels popped out

she irons her pants in the driveway

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles started popping out…

for halloween yo mamas trick was the treat

Yo mama is so fat that when she stood on the electrical talking scale it said one at a time please.

ur mamma so fat that when she fell a new universe was created

Your mama is so fat, when it comes time for people to empty their swimming
pools for winter, she makes money jummping into the pools to empty them.

yo moma is so fat, she takes up two time zones!

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

yo mama is so fat she went on a elevator

she pressed up it went down

Yo mama so fat even her clothes got stretch marks.

Yo momma so stupid, she tripped on the cordless phone.