Category: yo mama

Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

Yours mammas so fat she can stand in a field and see the other side of the world.

yo mama so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Your momma so stupid she went to a clippers game for a haircut

you my weighs so much when you she goes in a lift the only opions down

your mama is so ugly that she got caught in a hell storm and than she ate them like it was the last meal she was goin to have in a really long time.

Your mamma is so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she made change

yo momma so bald she gotta use rice for roller curlers.

your momma so ugly she make mr.ed look the finnest man on earth

yo mama so skinny, she hula-hoops with a cheerio.

your mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued