Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat she walks on the beach in a blue shirt and every body runs screaming, “Tidal Wave!!!”

When yo mamma stepped on the scale she saw her phone number.

yo mamma is so fat when she halls ass she has tomake two trips

Yo momma so stupid, when she threw a grenade, i picked it up, pulled out the pin and threw it back.

yo momma is so poor you stepped on a cockroach and she said there goes your food.

your mamma so poor i walked into her house and sat on the coach and the roach next to me says move over i pay half the rent here

yo mommais so short she can comit suecid by jumping off a curb!

your mama is like a roller coaster every one gets a turn

Yo mama so poor she saw the garbage truck goin down the rode and ran out with her grocery list

yo mamas so fat: shes got her own solorsystem

I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said “Moving.”

you so po i came to your house stepped on a cigarette and your
momma says there go the heater

you so po whenever someone ring yo dobell yo momma gotta stick
her head out da window and yell ding dong

you so po I saw your momma kicken a can down the street one day
I says what you doin she said movin