Category: yo mama

your mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl!

Yo mamma so fat that she got to iron her pants on the driveway

-yo mommas so fat,she saw a bus drive by and she yelled, stop that twinkie! –yo mommas so fat she plays pool with the solar system! –yo mommas so fat,she has her own zip code! –yo mommas so fat,planets get jealous of her!–yo mommas so fat,we could use her body as the next ozone! –yo mommas so fat, her ass looks like a black hole! –yo mommas so fat,her birth took 6 years. –

Your mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world’s largest turtle.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

ya mumma so fat that when she went in the ocean the whale started singing “we are family”

Your mamma is so fat when she sees a bus go down the street she says stop that twinkee!

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Your momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said please get out of the car.

your mamas like a shotgun, two cocs shes ready to blow

Your mama is so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.