Your Momma is so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.
Category: yo mama
PEPSI CAN
YOUR MOMMA`S SO POOR I ASKS HER IF I COULD GO TO THE TOILET, SHE SAID RIGHT THIS WAY AND I WALKED IN A ROOM AND SAW A COCKROACH SITTING ON A PEPSI CAN SAYING WAIT YOUR TURN!
Yo mama so fat….
yo mama so fat, last time she 90210 was on the bathroom scale and it said to be continued
Yo mamma
yo mamma so fat when she goes to the theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty that you can’t tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Your so fat..
your so fat you use a matress as a tampon
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so ugly…
She went into an hunted house and came out with an application
when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of her.
they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
when a cop asked for her drivers license he arrested her for carrying a concealed weapon.
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
that she scared the shit out of the toilet.
she went to get her nose pierced & got stabbed in the ass!
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
she made an onion cry.
when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours… for a quote!
she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
she looks out the window and gets arrested!
even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
she turned Medusa to stone!
The NHL banned her for life
people go as her for Halloween.
that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
she scares the roaches away.
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo moma so fat…..
Yo moma so fat she jumped up and busted the earth open.
ur momma was walking down the sidewalk and…
ur momma was walking down the sidewalk and crapped her pants HAHAHAHAHAH
Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that when u stepped on the cigarette she said “hey, who turned off the heat?”
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears and orange dress bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.