Category: yo mama

Your Momma is so fat she went to KFC she asked for a bucket of chicken they said what size she said the one on the roof.

Your momma is so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole.

Your momma is so skinny she uses a fruit loop as a hula hoop

Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…

New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.

Yo Mammas so fat when she bent over she got arrested for 2,000 pounds of crack

yo momma fat that she got different times zones

Your mama’s so fat when she dances the record skips…at the radio station.

yo mama so fat that when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the pasific ocean

yo mama is so old that she has jesus in her year book

yo mama is so old that when god said let there be light, she flicked a switch

yo mama is so poor that when i walk through the front door i was at the back porch

yo mama is so poor that when i asked wats for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn

yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet all the time

Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210” is when she’s on a scale.

Your mama’s so stupid she failed a blood test.

Your mama’s so stupid she was run over by a parked car.

Your Momma is so fat she uses a boomerang to put on a belt.

Yo mama so fat when she dances the band skips!….