Category: yo mama

yo mama so stupid that when the judge said order your mama said I will have a double mac and a coke with french fries.

Yo mama so ugly…….
…her dentist treats her by mail-order.
…her pillow cries at night.
…her shadow ran away from her.
…her shadow quit.
…she makes onions cry.
…she makes blind people cry.
…she has a sign in her yard that says “Beware of Dog.”
…the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
…when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
…when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
…when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.
…when she gets up, the sun goes down.
…when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.
…she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
…Medusa is jealous.
…if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be
next to it.

yo mama is so poor she lives in a two storie chetto bag.

Your Mama so fat she uses my matches for her Tampons!

Yo mammas so fat, when she fell of Mt. Everest shewas already on the ground.

Yo mammas so fat she fell off both sides of a bridge at the same time.

Yo mammas so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids go by she yelled “Hey, stop that twinkie!”

Yo mammas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Your mama’s so dumb she went to the drive-in movie to see
“Closed for the Season.”

Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach wearing a black swimsuit, a kid pointed and yelled, “There’s Willy!”

jo mamas so dum she got loct in food for less and thought she was going to starve

yo mamma so dumb she thought that a horse was a over grown dog.

Yo mommas like a turtle,she’s fast in bed

Your mama’s so nasty, when I talked to her on the phone, I got an ear
infection!

You Momma is like a big mac, full of fat and only worth a buck