Category: yo mama

Your Mamma so fat then when she went to sit on the toilet the toilet said a b c d e f g get your fat butt off of me!

yo mama so short she went bungii jumpin off a curb

yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out

Yo mama is so fat, when she went on a swing she swinged all the
way to heaven then down to hell!!!
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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Your Mom is so stupid someone asked her how to get on tv and she said sit on it

your momma so fat,
she had to put a sock on each toe.

your momma so fat,
she had to get out of the car,
just to change gears.

your momma is so fat that her belt size is equator

Your mamma is so fat her belt size is equator!

Yo momma soo poor, I saw her kicking a can across the street, and when I asked her what she was doing she said, “Moving.””

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Your Momma is so fat that when God said let there be light he told her to get out of the way.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!