Category: yo mama

you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering

Yo mammas, so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed

YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE CLIMBED OVER A GLASS WALL TO SEE WHAT WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE!

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she made Mexico

your mamma has one big tittie and one small tittie and they call the bitch biggie smalls

your mamma so ugly the shot gorrilliaz in the mist in ther shower

your mamma so fat her nikename is DAY-UM!

your mamma so fat whene i was having sex with
here i rolled over 9 times and i was still on the bitch

Yo mama so short she had to chimb a ladder to pick a dime.

yo mamma so short she played basketball with a coco puff and a cherrio

your momma so dumb she failed her blood test

yo mommas so fat

yo mama so old she rode a chariot to high school

yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the sky

Your mamas so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck