Category: yo mama

Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys
a seven!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

yo mama cooks so bad they pray after they eat!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo MaMaS TeEtH ArE sO *YELLOW* when ShE WeNt tO cHuRcH eVeRyOnE sTaRtEd sInGiNg “Let it shine *Let it shine!””

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YO MOMA LIKE A TELAPHONE–ANY1 COULD PICK HER UP

yo mamma is so poor she lives in two story chetto bag. hahahahahaha.

Yo momma’s so old that when i slapped her back, her tits fell off!!

yo mamma is so fat when she walks down a street wearing a red dress, kids yell, “hey kool- aid”

your mummas so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade

you mama is so black she jump in the ocean and the fishes said oil spill

Yo mama is so old when I told her to act her age she died!