Category: yo mama

yo mams so fat, couple years back when the astoroid almost hit earth she was hired by nasa to stick her butt up in the air and deflect it!!!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Your mamma is like a bowling ball….. picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter. and she still comes back 4 more.

yo moma so fat and stinky:that when she farted the human race became extincint

Yo mama so stupid she thought Minute Maid was a cleaning service.

Your Mamas so fat…when I bring home the groceries, I have to hire a rodio clown to distract her.

yo mama so fat she look like a hungry hungry hippo with clothes on

Your mama is so fat when she put on yellow pants when she beant over her pants riped two chinese gues jumped in and said two the air port.

Your mamas so bald, when she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted
condom.

Yo mama is like home depo ten cents a screw

Yo mama’s so fat, she rolled over four quarters and left a dollar.

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.