Category: yo mama

yo mamas so fat, she was running down the street in a yellow jumpsuit and a little boy yelled mommy i missed the bus!

yo momma is so stupid she had a conversation with an answering machine

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama’s teeth are so rotton when she smiles it looks like she ate a bag of oreo cookies.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

a short conversation took place between god and a boy
boy:how long is a million year to you
god:a second
boy:how long is a million dollars to you
god:a penny
boy:give me a penny
god: wait a seconds

Yo Mamma So Short She Play Basketball with a Coco Puff And A Cherrio

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

*Your mamma so ugly, the goverment made it a Constitutional Amendment banning her face

Your momma is so ugly…

She has to get the baby drunk just to breast feed him.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped into the Atlantic ocean, the Titanic rose back up.