Category: yo mama

your momma so dumb she saw a cup a milk and said look its a dariy fram

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

yo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning

Yo moma so poor she told your little borther that Santa was dead.

Yo mama so bald she makes Mr. Clean look hairy!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray!!

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future!!

Yo mama like a rifle… four cocks and she’s loaded!!

Yo mama like the pillbury doughboy–everyone gets a poke!

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
up!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!

Yo mama is like a doorknob everybody gets a turn!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down!

– Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals”
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yeah! Let’s go bury it!”
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, they didn’t make a costume for her when she tried out for Star Wars.
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, “Damn! Is it Halloween already?”
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, the govt. moved Halloween to her birthday.
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
– Yo Mama’s so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled “rape”, they yelled “NO!”
– Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, rice crispies won’t even talk to her.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, she scares people even with the lights out.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
– Yo mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said “Thanks for bringing her back.”

Your momma is soo dumb, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.

Yo moma…
…is so stupid she looks behind her before she pushes the backspace key.
…is so stupid she spends six hours looking for the “any” key.
…is so fat she has to send tripple E-mail.

your mommas so fat and dumb that she spells refrigerator O I C U R M T

Your mama so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

Your mama so stupid, I told her it was chilly out side and she went and
got a bowl.

1. Your mama’s so ugly, when she was born they put tinted windows on her
incubator.

2. Your mama’s so fat, when she lays on the beach nobody else gets any sun.

3. Your mama’s so stupid, when her job application asked what sex she was
she put twice a week.

4. Your mama’s so poor her family has to eat cereal with a fork to save
milk.

5. Your mama’s house is so small, the front door is the back door.