Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, “No way! There’s not enough room for us both!”

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama is like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Your momas so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops

Yo mama’s so stupid she tried climbing Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so old and trying-to-be-trendy that I said, “Act your age, bitch.”

And she died.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

your mama is ssssooooo ugly that the docter slaped your grandmother for having her

Your momma so dumb:

If she was a dog, she would walk
backwards and wag her head!

yo mammas face is like a lion. big, hairy, and ulgy

yo mama head so little she use a peapod for a pillow