Category: yo mama

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

your mammas so fat whenever she goes on a cruise they use her as an anker

Your mama is so fat that she went to the theater and got a job as the
screen!

yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends

yo mamma is so stupid, she triped ova a portable phone

Your momma is just like a cotton candy machine, give her 25 cents, and fuzzy shit comes out.

yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.

your mommas so dumb she failed a blood test

yo mamma so fat when she walks by the t.v. she misses three episodes.

by:patrick Osullivan
yo momma so fat,
– she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-when she gets on a scale it says k.o.
-shes afraid to take her shirt off in the shower
-when she goes on a rollercoaster everyone says, “1 person to a seat”
-she weighed a plane down
-she stopped the train
-it takes 10 porter potties just to hold one of her turds
-when she dresses in white everyone says,”look its the stay puff marshmallow man”

yo momma so ugly,
-you and her look like twins
-when you were breast fed you turned away
-your friends run away saying frakenstein is back
-that when she went out on haloween to go to the store she won best costume
-if she came in a fight with a razor she would look better than before
-she takes laxitives as beauty pills

Your mommas so fat that when it she had her rain coat on, people started shouting “Taxi, taxi”

Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, “No way! There’s not enough room for us both!”