Category: yo mama

your mammas so fat whenever she goes on a cruise they use her as an anker

Yo mamma is so fat she fell back and her stomach smashed her head in.

yo mamma is so stupid, she triped ova a portable phone

Your momma is just like a cotton candy machine, give her 25 cents, and fuzzy shit comes out.

yo momma so ugly the last time she got a piece of ass, was when her finger went through the toilet paper.

Your mama is so fat that she went to the theater and got a job as the
screen!

yo mamas so fat when she walked by the TV you missed 2 episodes of Friends

yo mamma so fat when she walks by the t.v. she misses three episodes.

your mommas so dumb she failed a blood test

Your mommas so fat that when it she had her rain coat on, people started shouting “Taxi, taxi”

by:patrick Osullivan
yo momma so fat,
– she went to the theatre and sat next to everybody
-she jumped in the air and got stuck
-when she gets on a scale it says k.o.
-shes afraid to take her shirt off in the shower
-when she goes on a rollercoaster everyone says, “1 person to a seat”
-she weighed a plane down
-she stopped the train
-it takes 10 porter potties just to hold one of her turds
-when she dresses in white everyone says,”look its the stay puff marshmallow man”

yo momma so ugly,
-you and her look like twins
-when you were breast fed you turned away
-your friends run away saying frakenstein is back
-that when she went out on haloween to go to the store she won best costume
-if she came in a fight with a razor she would look better than before
-she takes laxitives as beauty pills

Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.