Category: yo mama

YO MAMMA SO STUPID,THE NEWS SAID IT

WAS GOING TO BE CHILLY OUT,SHE RAN AND GOT A BOWL,AND A SPOON

YO mama is sooo white that when she puts on make-up she looks dirty!

Yo mamas pussy is so hairy she spread her legs and said come on kids lets go to bush gardens.

Brittany Spears is a lesbionic whore.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of a book!

– Your mama’s soo fat she plays pool with the planets.
– Your mama’s soo fat she wore a yellow rain coat and peolpe started to cal aot taxi.
– your mama’s so fat she put on a red sweater and people started to yell out wats up kollaid?
– Your mama’s so fat she went to a resterant looked at the menu and said that will be good.
– Your momma’s soo fat she went to the circus to go clothes shopping.

Yo mama is so Gasey she went to the Grand Canyon and farted, and now it’s
not so Grand any more.

Yo momma so craxy, she went to
check the mail and got lost!

Yo mama so poor that when I walked in her front door, I fell out the back door.

Yo Mama is so old, that when she farts, dust comes out!!

Yo mama so poor she put a paper over a TV screen to order a movie on “paper-view”.

your mammas so fat whenever she goes on a cruise they use her as an anker