Category: yo mama

Yo Mommas so fat the supermaket sign said wet floor and she did

ur momma is so fat when she throws up a whole cows comes out

your mama is so farout you can’t even see her!!!!!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Your moma’s so fat that when I had sex with her I burned my ass on the
light bulb.

your mamas so fat people visit her ass in a spaceship

Yo Mommas so fat her blood type is gravy.

Your Mamma so fat that when she sat on a dollar she made change!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

YOUR MAMMA SO FAT YOUR DAD DRIVED AROUN HER AND HIS PETROL RAN OUT

ur mamma is so nasty that she made speed stick slow down

Yo Mama so dumb, she fell over the cordless phone!

Yo Mama so dumb, she tried to drown a fish!

Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put the M’n’Ms in alphabetical
order!

Yo Mama so fat, her belly button’s got an echoe!

Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is ‘equator’!

Yo mama so fat, I kicked her at the rugby post, and I lost site
of ’em!

Yo mama so fat, I looked at her and my face got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon, and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, compared to her ass crack, the Grand Canyon is a
ditch!

Yo mama so fat, whenever she bends over we loose an hour of
sunlight!

Yo mama so fat, to get a belt on, she has to use a boomerang!

Yo mama so poor, she wrestles squirrels for peanuts!

Yo mama so poor, her house is so dusty, the dustmites ride
around on dune buggy’s!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow,whenever she smiles, the traffic
slows down!