Category: yo mama

ur momma is so fat when she throws up a whole cows comes out

your mama is so farout you can’t even see her!!!!!

Yo Mommas so fat the supermaket sign said wet floor and she did

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

your mamas so fat people visit her ass in a spaceship

Your moma’s so fat that when I had sex with her I burned my ass on the
light bulb.

Yo Mommas so fat her blood type is gravy.

YOUR MAMMA SO FAT YOUR DAD DRIVED AROUN HER AND HIS PETROL RAN OUT

Your Mamma so fat that when she sat on a dollar she made change!

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

YO mama is sooo white that when she puts on make-up she looks dirty!

ur mamma is so nasty that she made speed stick slow down