Category: yo mama

yo momma is soo fat that her blood type is rockey road!!

yo momma is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked jesus.

Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!

Your mama is so fat that her boyfriend started licking her mouth because
he couldn’t find her pussy!

Yo mama so fat… she could been in the movie ET, but when she rode a bike across the moon the BITCH CAUSED AN ECLIPSE.

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Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects!

Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

hey everyone my name is Jarrah and I am just fuckin around!!

Yo mama so short when she got off the bus she yelled to everybody, “please dont spit because i dont know how to swim!!”

That she had to put water all the way down and across the highway to play slip-n-slide!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked inside a furniture store, and she slept on the floor.

Yo momma so fat when she went outside and jumped up into the air she got stuck.