Category: yo mama

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma so ugly, when she went to the zoo the monkeys said hey that is what my shit looks like this morning.

yo mama so fat that when she goes to the bathroom she has to wipe her ass with a stingray.

Yo mamma so dumb she ate a hot dog and got horny.

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Your mama so fat when she went through customs at the airport she got
arrested for 100 pounds of crack.

yo momma so stupid i told her to go get me a color t.v and she said “what color”

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Your mama is so old she still ows Jesus 10 bucks

Your momma so poor she got evicted from a cardboard box.