Category: yo mama

Your momma so fat she makes fat bastard look like Parris Hilton

Your mommas so fat when she broke her leg gravy pourd out.

Yo Mamma face got so many pimples it looks like speed bumbs

Yo mama so fat that when I drove around her, I ran out of gas.

yo mamma sucks and blows like a vacume cleaner

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo Mamma is so fat, she plays pool with the planets

Your mama is so fat that Jenny Craig turned her down.

Yo mama is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus full of white kids she said “stop that twinkie!”

yo mama so dumb she sold her house for rent money

Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her