Category: yo mama

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

yo mamma so stupid that she tripped over the cordless phone
yo mamma so stupid that she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
yo mamma so stupid that she got banged by a parked car

Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch…

Yo Momma so fat when she got her belly button periced they had to use a crane to lift up her rolls.

Your mama’s so hairy, when she went camping, Big Foot stopped to take a
picture of her.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones at once.

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit’s head, and said, “You’re under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I’ll blow your brains out.” But the bandit didn’t speak English, and the Ranger didn’t speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger’s message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.”What did he say?” asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, “He said ‘Screw you, Asshole. You wouldn’t dare shoot me.'”

What does your momma and eggs have in common?

They get laid all the time.

yo mama so dumb,she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yor mama’s so poor I saw her kicking a can down the road and I asked her
what she was doing and she said, “Moving.”

Man you need to tell your momma to stop wearing that rainbow colored lipstick because i got a rainbow around my dick.