Category: yo mama

I heard a
noise
I noticed you were
almost asleep

You
Want
You
Want

We
Need
I
Want

It’s your
decision
The correct
decision should be obvious by now

Do what you
want
You’ll pay for this
later

We need to
talk
I need to
complain

Sure…go
ahead
I don’t want you
to

You’re certainly
attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever
think about?

I’m not
emotional!
I’m not having a
period

This kitchen is so
inconvenient
I want a new
house…and curtains and carpeting, furniture…

Hang the picture
there
No, I mean hang it
there!

Do you love
me?
I’m going to ask
for something expensive

I’ll be ready in a
minute.
Kick off your shoes
and find a good game on T.V.

You have to learn
to communicate.
Just agree with
me.

Are you listening
to me!?
Too late, your a
goner

I’m
sorry.
You’ll be
sorry.

No
Yes

Maybe
No

Do you like this
recipe?
It’s easy to fix,
so you’d better get get used to it

I’m not
yelling!
Yes I am yelling
because I think this is
important.

your momma is so ugly when she goes to the zoo they say to youer dad delievery is around back.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

yo mama so fuckin dum that she tried 2 cut a tree down wit a fork

yo mamas breath is so bad she needs a tic-tac with a battery

Yo mamma is so stupid,she took donuts back, because the had holes in then.

Yo mommas so fat that she was standing at the corner waiting to cross the street and a cop rolled up and said “you two break it up”.

Your momma is like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows.

Yo mamma:soo poor she tried to put her food stamps card in the pop mashine..

Yo mamma:breath soo hot she got her own little heater…

Yo momma:soo ugly she tried out for modlen and she did not even walk in the door yet and they already said they aint want her…

Yo mamma:a$$ stank soo bad that when she walk passed i smell fish,feet, and a$$…

Yo mamma: soo fat she can take up a queen size bed all by her self…

Yo mamma:soo fat that they had to make her phone a queen size cordless…

Yo mamma:soo ugly mann i seen her smoken crack yeah yo mamma is a cracked out crack head…

Yo mamma:soo fat she look like the fillsbarry wit out the doe boy…

Yo mamma:soo ugly they be mastaken her for a man…

Yo mamma:soo fat i punched her in the stomic and she shited, farted, and trew up…

Yo mamma:soo ugly i seen her on americas funniest vedios…

yo mama is like a like a lightswitch even a two year old can turn her on

Yo momma so old she co-wrote the ten commandments.
Yo momma so old Jesus signed her yearbook.
Yo momma so poor I stepped on a roach and she said why ya turned off my a/c.
Yo momma so nasty I went to her house and asked what was for dinner, she put her foot on the table and said corn.
Yo momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out.
Yo momma so skinny she hola-hooped with a Cheerio.
Yo momma so stupid she saw Cheerios and said oh look donut seeds.
Yo momma got so many gaps her mouth there was a sign that says NEXT TOOTH A MILE.
Yo momma teeth so yellow when she smiled the rooster crowed.
Yo momma armpits so stanky she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo momma so hairy she stood next to a bear and they couldnt tell the differences.
Yo momma so dark she went to night class and they took rolled counted her absent.
Yo momma so dumb when she said the Lords prayer she thougth his name was HOWARD.
Yo momma breathe so stanky when she yawn the whole town had to evacuate.

Yo Mamma so fat that when she step on the scale it says To be continuted…