Category: yo mama

Yo Momma head is so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama is so stupid, that one day I saw her on the street
yelling into an envelope. When I asked her what she was doing
she said “I’m sending voice mail.”

Your mama is so fat she was bungee jumping and someone yelled, “It’s the
end of the world.”

YO MOMMA….. IS LIKE A TV EVEN A THREE YEAR OLD CAN TURN HER ON

Yo mama is so poor she tried to steal a free cookie.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

your mamma so dumb she got locked in wal-mart and still starved to death!

yo mamma so hairy she has a forest in her armpits

yo mamma so fat she walked in my house and gave me a basement

yo mama so dumb she thinks meow mix is a cd

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

your mamma was so fat as a child her parents pushed her over so she could rock herself to sleep .