Category: yo mama

Your momma so fat, that she can use a hulahoop as a headband.

yo momma is so fat….that when i had sex with her i got stuck

your mommas so ugly when she goes tot he zoo the monkeys all point and laugh

Your mama is like a vaccum she sucks, blows, then gets thrown in the closet.

Your momma is so fat she walked in front of the t.v and you missed a 2 hour special!

your moms like a stop sign shes at every corner

Yo Momma so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got fined for indecent exposure.

Yo Mammas Hair Is So Nappy…..
When She French Braids It, They Look Like Stitches.

your momma so fat, she got hit by a parked car

your mama is so fat her beltsize is the equator.

Yo’ mama is so stupid, she studied for a urine test

Yo mama so poor I went in her house one day and stepped on a cigarette and she said, “Oh no… There goes the heat.”