Category: yo mama

I talk about your momma because she talks about me. She got two rubber tities and a big butty. She got a ring around her pussy and it gas. I bet you five dollar you want tap her fat ass.

yo momma so fat i rolled over 5 times and was still on top

Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

Yo mama so hairy a blind man mistook her for his seeing eye dog.

Yo momma`s so skinny,the toothpicks are jealous of her!!!

yo mamma so dumb she failed recess

yo mommas bot is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say “only in america!”

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Your Mama is so fat when she sat on the park bench she made
paper!

Your mama’s pussy is so loose. She was pregnant and when she stood up the
baby fell right out!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!