Category: yo mama

I talk about your momma because she talks about me. She got two rubber tities and a big butty. She got a ring around her pussy and it gas. I bet you five dollar you want tap her fat ass.

yo momma so fat i rolled over 5 times and was still on top

Yo mama so hairy a blind man mistook her for his seeing eye dog.

Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!

yo mamma so dumb she failed recess

Yo momma`s so skinny,the toothpicks are jealous of her!!!

yo mommas bot is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say “only in america!”

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Your Mama is so fat when she sat on the park bench she made
paper!

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Your momma so fat, that she can use a hulahoop as a headband.