Category: yo mama

yo mama so fat she cant even jump to conclusion

your mom is so dumb and ugly that she put a quartar in a gumball michine and said weres my beauty makeover

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi’s.

yo mama is so fat i rode my bike around her twice and got lost

Yo mamma sooo FAT that when she was walking down the street she got hit by a bus,then turned around and said who pitched that rock.

Your Mamma is so fat she went to Sea World and people pointed and said Its Shammoo!

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Your momma is so ulgy she looked like Kermit the frog

your momma is so fat that when you told her that she had donut powder on her chin you had to say no mom the third one.

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock a the ground and miss

Yo mama’s so fat

– Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite photo.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington’s nose
– Yo Mama’s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes
– Yo Mama’s so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she goes to the beach, kids shout: “Free Willy! free Willy!”
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she’s got her own zip code
– Yo Mama’s so fat, people jog around her for exercise
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
– Yo Mama’s so fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she jumped in air and got stuck.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she wears Maclom X shirt, helicopters land on her.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a “Caution! Wide Turn” sign.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she steps on a scale, it read “One at a time, please.”
– Yo Mama’s so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people run to her and yell “Taxi!”
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when she tripped on 10th St., she landed on 22nd St..
– Yo Mama’s so fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, if she was a superhero, she would be “incredible bulk.”
– Yo Mama’s so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she stepped on rainbow and made Skittles
– Yo Mama’s so fat, I guess we know what’s eating Gilbert Grape.
– Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
– Yo mama’s so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a talking scale, and it said “GET THE HELL OFF!!”
– Yo mama’s so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
– Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on my cat’s tail, now I call him “Beaver”.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when I climbed on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
– Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
– Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost.
– Yo mama’s so fat, instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levis 1002’s.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got more rolls than a bakery.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her as a new world.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she could sell shade.
– Yo mama’s so fat, that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when I have sex with her, I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet.
– Yo mama’s so fat, she bumps into people when she’s sitting down.
– Yo mama’s so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, her butt has it’s own congressmen.
– Yo Mama’s so fat, she needs a boomerang to wear a belt.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized