yo mama is so fat, when she came back from weight watchers she had a shirt that said MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Category: yo mama
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Bowling Ball
Yo mama like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, trown
down a dark alley, and she still comes back for more.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buys a seven!
Yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says “TO BE CONTINUED!”
Yo momma is soo FAT!!!
Your momma is so fat when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, the employees put a gigantic cover over the Pacific Ocean!!!
Hary moma
yo mama is so hary she has afros on her nipples!
yo ama soooo hary when u were born u got rug burn!!!
yo mama sooo hary when she sees a bear she sings we r family!!!
yo mama soooo ugly that a blind man wouldnt have sex with her!!!
yo mama sooo ugly she makes the blind kids cry at the daycare!!!
yo mama so stupid she put a batery up her but and yelled ive got the power!!!
yo mama like a door nob every one get a turn!!
yo mama like a matress shes always laid!!!
yo mamas like block buster every one goes home happy!!
yo mama like a biycecle every ones riding her!!!
yo mama like a drum shes getting baned 24-7 !!!
yo mama sooo dumb when i said christmas is around the corner she went looking for it!!!
yo mama soo ugly she had to tie a steak to her neck to take the dog for a walk!!!
yo mama like a bowling ball she get picked up fingered and laid and always comes back for more!
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mamma is so hairy
your momma is so hairy that when u were born u almost died of rugburn
Yo momma so fat……….
yo momma is so fat she tripped over k-mart
stumbled over walmart and landed right on target
yo mama so fat she cant even jump to conclusion…
yo mama so fat she cant even jump to conclusion